British Journalists Discovered to be Retards

Source: Reuters.
Source: Any British Newspaper with a Socialist Editor.

Despite ALL Evidence to the Contrary - Stupid British Journalists Wail "Global Warming"

While the British Tabloids Continue to Cry About Global Warming.. like this article:

By Jeremy Lovell
LONDON (Reuters) - Failing to fight global warming now will cost trillions of dollars by the end of the century even without counting biodiversity loss or unpredictable events like the Gulf Stream shutting down, a study said on Friday.
Source: Reuters of course... at:
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=scienceNews&storyid=2006-10-13T141528Z_01_L11333993_RTRUKOC_0_US-ENVIRONMENT-CLIMATE.xml&src=rss&rpc=22


The evidence is to the opposite... earliest and coldest winter on record. Detroit and Buffalo buried under snow on October 13 (two weeks ago it was September, remember?).
Source: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20061013/D8KNRAOG0.html

Russian Astrologer Sips Too Much Vodka

According to the Russian astronomer Nikolai Fedorovsky, a giant comet flying at top speed is bound for Earth. Should the comet stay on the collision course, it may hit the planet in late October. The impact will cause devastating tsunamis, earthquakes and avalanches, says Fedorovsky. He saw the killer comet in a telescope two weeks ago. He managed to calculate the comet’s trajectory. “I’m not trying to scare anybody, I just want to warn the public,” sums up Fedorovsky. “We should pay attention to this suspicious celestial body. We could obtain more accurate calculations if other astronomers join forces. We could also photograph it if we’re in luck. We will probably partake in one of the greatest events in the history of humankind,” adds he.

Well OK, so let me summarize what good old Fedorovsky just said:

A Giant Comet
[how big is giant? A meter in diameter? A mile? A gazillion miles?]

flying at top speed
[what the heck is 'top speed'? 10 KPH? 50 MPH? How scientific is this? Top Speed? The speed of light? Can we be a little more precise here please?]

Should the comet stay on the collision course, it may hit the planet...
[What? you think it might NOT stay on course? Was it EVER on course? Will or or won't it hit? "MAY" hit is terribly unscientific. Did you see it in a dream?]

He saw the killer comet in a telescope two weeks ago.
[He did? You sure it wasn't 2 vodka bottles held up to his eyes? How did the comet get put into the telescope? Did he let the comet out? ]

He managed to calculate the comet’s trajectory.
[From one sighting?]


We could obtain more accurate calculations if other astronomers join forces.
[So... you really DO NOT know where it is going or it's trajectory?]

[Idiot].



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Moron Declares "End of the Earth" and "Gnashing of Teeth"

"Further global warming of 1 °C defines a critical threshold. Beyond that we will likely see changes that make Earth a different planet than the one we know." So says Jim Hansen (say, didn't he create the Muppets?), director of NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York. Hansen and colleagues have analysed global temperature records and found that surface temperatures have been increasing by an average of 0.2 °C every decade for the past 30 years. Warming is greatest in the high latitudes of the northern hemisphere, particularly in the sub-Arctic boreal forests of Siberia and North America. Here the melting of ice and snow is exposing darker surfaces that absorb more sunlight and increase warming, creating a positive feedback.

My Comment: What they don't tell you is that they've only studying the last 30 years and are drawing large assumptions without any further data - mostly guesswork but hey, they're in league with Al Gore (the guy that invented the internet, remember?). What they also don't tell you is that a majority of meteorologists do not agree with them at all. Further, Mr. Hansen (Mister, not Doctor?) has explained that he has no firm evidence or proof for any of this but he has stated that he "Feels this is true". What a flippin' idiot he is! And if you believe in this fruitcake, you're an idiot too!

Fool for Global Warming

Global Temperature Highest in Million Years — Near Critical Level

That's the headlines of this Stan Dayo article. Now here's a direct quote from one of the so called scientists that state this - right in Stan Dayo's article. Are you ready? Are you sure? OK... the so-called scientist says: "I don't have access to the data about the last million years but it's probably right."

BWWWAHHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What an imbecile! What a complete IDIOT! What a flipping MORON!!! He is really saying: "I don't have any data AT ALL but I like the way it feels" BWAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ahem...

This is about as bad as it gets. The internet has become a stage for every nut job on Earth and this is a GREAT EXAMPLE. In days prior to the web, communities would have shunned such idiots, thrown stones at them, and driven them back to their caves. Parents would have made children avert their eyes when these nutjobs came to town, stores would have closed early upon seeing the nutcases approach. Now... we have the web. Open 24hrs a day. Any blubbering idiot with electricity now poses as an expert . As a result, you, my friend, are watching the decline of civilization and the devolution of humanity.

If you really want (and you should because it is so idiotic it's almost humorous) to view the source article... Click HERE for the FULL article.

IAEA commissioner falls into water tank at Czech nuclear plant

Jihlava, South Moravia, Sept 23 (CTK) - A US commissioner from the Vienna-based International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) emerged unharmed after falling into a water tank at the Dukovany nuclear power plant on Friday. The daily Mlada fronta Dnes reported Friday that commissioners training at the facility were moving around the plant in a group. One of them, however, left the group and fell into the tank. The water in the tank was not radioactive. A spokesman for the plant told MfD that the commissioner admitted he had made a mistake. "The rules say that no one is allowed to leave the group," the spokesman said. The water tank is used in the process of loading and unloading nuclear fuel. Although the water was not in contact with any nuclear fuel during the training, the commissioner was examined to make sure he was not contaminated with radioactivity. Click here for original article.

The title should read: "Retard wanders off and in drooling idiocy falls into vat of radioactive goo". I mean really... This guy is a commissioner and he somehow wanders off and just FALLS INTO A GIANT WATER VAT in a nuclear plant??? I'd be thinking he was trying to commit suicide but was too stupid to fall into the NON-RADIOACTIVE vat... drat!! Really... you just have to wonder what kind of mentally challenged people are in decision making positions. We're doomed.

Author Interviews the Dead and Makes Amazing Discovery

OK boys and girls. Coast to Coast radio talk show recently hosted an author that claims to be able to talk with spirits. Here is his book review: "Drawing on communications from the spirits of more than 100 “successful” suicides, the book offers an intriguing look at what the dead themselves say about suicide, its repercussions, and their experiences in the afterlife. Bringing together the channeled messages of three types of suicide — traditional suicide, assisted suicide, and the suicide mass murder adopted by terrorists — the book covers a wide range of topics, including what it is like to cross over and their adjustment problems for instance."

What is startling to me is that the author, Jon Klimo, claims to have interviewed these dead people. Wow - talk about a case of denial. I can see the interview now...

Jon: So Mr. Dead Guy, how do you feel right now?
Dead Guy: ..silence..
Jon: Oh really? That's what I thought. It's odd about that... could you elaborate?
Dead Guy: ..silence..
Jon: Yes, yes, I see. One moment while I write that down.
Dead Guy: ..silence..
Jon: Oh yes, I forgot that part. Yes. So really, do you regret your suicide?
Dead Guy: ..silence..
Jon: That's exactly what I thought. I fully agree. (writing... and then pause)...
Jon: Would you like some coffee?
Dead Guy: ..silence..
Jon: Certainly, one moment while I fetch some for you.
Jon: Cream or sugar?
Dead Guy: ..silence..
Jon: Indeed. Here... have the cream.

et. al.

Who would buy a book from this person on this topic? Well, I suppose anyone else who is as equally deranged.

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Fish egg 'miracle' needs cracking

Biologists at the University of Manchester want help in cracking their "miracle" discovery of three fish inside a sealed egg. The group found the duck egg in a small pond on a field trip to the French Alps and noticed something moving inside it.
When they cracked open the shell, three live minnows were inside. They have enlisted the help of other experts, but despite their extensive combined knowledge, the biologists admit they are "baffled". Perhaps the egg fell into the pond following some kind of predatory attack but we're baffled as to how the minnows got to be inside. Certainly, we didn't see any crack in the egg."

They don't see any crack in the egg? I do. Look at the picture. Duhhhhh..... What they won't do for attention!



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Al Gore - Environmental Hypocrit

This article stands on its own... funny how the truth does eek out after a while.
-G

Al Gore has spoken: The world must embrace a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." To do otherwise, he says, will result in a cataclysmic catastrophe. "Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb," warns the website for his film, An Inconvenient Truth. "We have just 10 years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tailspin."

Graciously, Gore tells consumers how to change their lives to curb their carbon-gobbling ways: Switch to compact fluorescent light bulbs, use a clothesline, drive a hybrid, use renewable energy, dramatically cut back on consumption. Better still, responsible global citizens can follow Gore's example, because, as he readily points out in his speeches, he lives a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." But if Al Gore is the world's role model for ecology, the planet is doomed.

For someone who says the sky is falling, he does very little. He says he recycles and drives a hybrid. And he claims he uses renewable energy credits to offset the pollution he produces when using a private jet to promote his film. (In reality, Paramount Classics, the film's distributor, pays this.)

Public records reveal that as Gore lectures Americans on excessive consumption, he and his wife Tipper live in two properties: a 10,000-square-foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom home in Nashville, and a 4,000-square-foot home in Arlington, Va. (He also has a third home in Carthage, Tenn.) For someone rallying the planet to pursue a path of extreme personal sacrifice, Gore requires little from himself.

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Schwarzenegger believes his SUV's are ruining the Earth

Here is the story of a weight lifter that has made enough action movies to allow him to buy the governors office in California. What a saga. He then wishes to be the "Global Warming" ambassador... obviously subscribing to the 'global warming' myth in order to win votes. Only in California.. eh? So, I'm guessing then that he thinks we can regulate the sun perhaps? Regardless, this is a tactic that is entirely self-absorbed and self-centered. Win the election at any cost! Go Team Go!

-G


Schwarzenegger has made global warming his signature environmental issue and is eager to sign a climate measure before he faces the state's Democratic-leaning electorate in November. It also would be another way for him to set himself apart from President Bush, who has opposed regulating global warming gases and is deeply unpopular in California. "He hopes to have a bill on his desk this year that he can sign," spokesman Darrel Ng said, "but he wants to make sure it can be in a way that protects the economy and the environment." At the same time, the Republican governor must tread carefully in the face of criticism from his own party for even considering signing legislation that businesses oppose. "This noble goal of reducing greenhouse emissions and making energy use more efficient could backfire," said Dorothy Rothrock, a spokeswoman for the California Manufacturers and Technology Association. "It could hurt the economy and drive emissions outside California, thereby not improving the situation." Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial opponent, Democratic state Treasurer Phil Angelides, said Wednesday that the changes Schwarzenegger has requested would create only a voluntary plan. "He's trying to gut this bill so he can claim an election-year victory, and the people of California and the environment will be left holding the bag for yet another broken promise," Angelides said.

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